German-sounding nonsense:
Gunter glieben glauten globen

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say Im pretty fly
For a white guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know its kind of hard
Just to get along today.
Our subject isnt cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial.

So dont debate, a player straight
You know he really doesnt get it anyway.
gotta play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you dont rate, just overcompensate.
At least youll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabes.
(Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say Im pretty fly
For a white guy.

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice.
But they didnt have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass.
But if he looks twice
Theyre gonna kick his lily ass.

So dont debate, a player straight
You know he really doesnt get it anyway.
gotta play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you dont rate, just overcompensate.
At least youll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world loves wannabes.
(Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing

Now hes getting a tattoo.
Yeah hes gettin ink done.
He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31.
Friends say hes trying too hard
And hes not quite hip.
But in his own mind
Hes the—hes the dopest trip.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So dont debate, a player straight
You know he really doesnt get it anyway.
gotta play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you dont rate, just overcompensate.
At least youll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabes.
the world loves wannabes.
lets get some more wannabes.
And (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.