If you werent born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
Cause pretty soon youll be bored of it
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
Kids forever, kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Dont be dramatic its only some plastic
No one will love you if youre unattractive
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear youll stay forever
Even if her face dont stay together
Even if her face dont stay together
If you want a little more confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah its common sense
All you needs a couple more condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
Its such a waste
When little girls grow into their mothers face
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
Kids forever kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Dont be dramatic its only some plastic
No one will love you if youre unattractive
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh Mr. potato head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear youll stay forever
Even if her face dont stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face dont stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face dont stay together
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear youll stay forever
Even if her face dont stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face dont stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face dont stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face dont stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face dont stay together