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Artist express:Lil Dicky
Release year:2015

Whats up, yall?
Its your boy LD
A.K.A. The Original Pancake
Im going the fuck out tonight
Off work, bout to get trashed
Me and my crew all about to get ass
Sam coming through with a bottle of the Cap
Me and Dean bout to tube, Mark taking out the trash
Clean up my room, bitches bout to peep that
Peeing, getting groomed, bitches bout to eat that
Dean shave my neck, thanks, man, I need that
Read through my text, then I itch my kneecap
Now I gotta play the game right with Liz
Top prospect, met the other night through Tinder
Eight oclock so I think its only right I hit her
With a "what you got on tap for the night?", delivered
While I wait Imma pick a shirt
Aint nobody wearing plaid so I claim it first
Mark got a little sad cause his favorite shirts plaid but fuck him
He knows I back off in a reverse
Now Im taking a shot and we drinking and popping a bottle
And thinking of all the bitches we gon haul in
Sam say I know a house party and its popping
Bet Imma cop some weird head, Dennis Rodman
Oh, yeah, we plotting
This is a pregame
Its a pregame
A classic male pregame
Not a weekday
So this is when we take
Shots and we chasing alternate DJs
And that we pray cause
And we all get drunk
And we get dressed up
And we all buy gum
And we all gon fuck
Aye, pour me another shot, God damn it
Im tryna get to a place where I can talk to these bitches
I got seven shots in me, three condoms on me and immeasurable hope
Ten O Clock, words getting slurred
Another shot, Sams tryna hurry
Marks not, says he isnt worried
He aint tryna spend hella bread at the clurb
Call him out, "since when you using clurb, faggot"
Mark pouts, something like a herb rabbit
Dean smiles, we been doing work
Pretty turnt, think he blacked out
Lil Dicky burp loud
Peep phone, what the fuck, she aint text back
Pretty close to considering a text back
Spilling Coke on my shirt thats a red flag
Now I gotta change, Mark knows put his best plaid on
We debating the top ten in the NBA
Disagreeing alot about Lamarcus A
Shawshank Redemption popped on, attention all on
Sam was like, "nah, the party called off"
I already got a Lyft, Im going out to a bar
Then Mark pulled out a spliff, temptation very hard
You know I couldnt resist, we blazing, now the car here
And we get fucked up
And we all feel rushed
And our plans fall through
And we in bad moods
Man, what time is it?
12: 24? And the bars close at 2, lights on like 1: 30
Let me just think for like a second
Sam like, "we gotta go, cause the car here"
Mark like, "I dont know, whats the bar deal?"
Dean like, "Im on a roll in Guitar Hero"
Dicky looking like he about to choke on his lamb gyro
Sam looking let down, bout to go berserk
Mark put his sweats on, now he rolling purp
Dean blacked out, he aint even on the earth
I was like, "Sam, I was with it with my other shirt"
Sam bounced, hes like, "fuck it, Im out"
Me and Mark smoke a blunt, Dean stuck on the ground
Text Liz, "what the fuck?", even snuck in a frown
I get the spins high and drunk, I throw up in the shower
Now Im jerking off inside a condom (I do that)
I text my ex say, "I miss you often" (true that)
Sam back, its not even one yet, he a dumb mess
He about to be a problem
I aint even tripping, Im Tindering
All of a sudden Im blinking, Im squinting
Its saying its six in the morning
Im stinking, Im still in the same shit from last night
Got a text from Mark saying:
"I aint mad, but I know youll clean the bath, right?"
And we get too drunk
And we dont have fun
Then we eat too much
And the next day sucks
Like, we really just wake up and spend far too much time shitting
So, the whole process just seems flawed
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