OK
Guess whos back
Back again
Shadys back
Tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor, alright stop
Pajama time
Come here little kiddies, on my lap
Guess whos back with a brand new rap
And I dont mean rap, as in a new case
Of child molestation accusation aah aah aah aah aah
No worries, papas got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise, I done touched on everything
But little boys
And thats not a stab at Micheal, thats just a metaphor
Im just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide, up the center of the dance floor
Like T-P for my bung hole and its cool if you let one go
Nobodys gonna know whod hear it
Give a little "poot poot", its OK
Oops my C-D just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
Now Im gonna make you dance, its your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl
Girl girl girl (now you know youre my world)
Alright now lose it aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby aah aah, oh baby baby aah aah
Its Friday and its my day, chance to party
All the way to Sunday, maybe till Monday, I dunno what day
Everydays just a holiday
Crusin on the freeway feelin kinda breezy
Get the top down, let my hair blow
I dunno where Im goin
All I know is when I get there, someones gonna touch my body
Excuse me miss, I dont mean to sound like a jerk
But Im feelin just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out, yeah
Now whats your name girl, whats your sign?
Man, you must be up out your mind
Dre aah aah, beer goggles, blind, Im just trying to unwind, now Im
Now Im gonna make you dance, its your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl
Girl girl girl (now you know youre my world)
Alright now lose it aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby aah aah, oh baby baby aah aah
Its Tuesday and Im locked up,
Im in jail and I dont know what happened
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming aah aah aah aah aah
Your honor Im sorry, I dont remember
All I know is this much, Im not guilty
They said save it boy, we got you on tape
Telling an old lady to "touch my body"
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real tense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like its 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Now step back to reality, look its B.Rabbit, you signed me up to battle?
Im a grown man chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba
I dont have any lines to go right here so
Duba duba teletubie fellas what? fellas yeah?
Grab you left (nut), make right one jealous what?
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls,
Im calling all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor, its your chance for a little romance or
Butt squeezing its the season
Just go aah aah aah aah, its so appeasin
Now Im gonna make you dance, its your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl
Girl girl girl (now you know youre my world)
Alright now lose it aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby aah aah, oh baby baby aah aah
Mm touch my body
Mm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body