Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat, yeah
I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat
A lot of people they be jonesin just to hear me rock the mic
Theyll be staring at the radio
Staying up all night
So like a pimp Im pimpin
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg just B-boy limpin
Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
My man MCAs got a beard like a billy goat
Oowah oowah is my disco call
MCA hu-huh, Im gettin rope yall
Routines, I bust, and the rhymes that I write
And Ill be busting routines and rhymes all night
Like eating burgers or chicken or youll be picking your nose
Im on time homie thats how it goes
You heard my style I think you missed the point
Its the joint
Mike D, yeah? With your bad self running things
Whats up with your bad breath onion rings
Well Im Mike D and Im back from the dead
Chillin at the beaches down at Club Med
Make another record cause the people they want more of this
Suckers they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz
Hurricane you got clout
Other DJs hell take your head out
A puppet on a string Im paid to sing or rhyme
Or do my thing Im
In a lava lamp inside my brain hotel
I might be peakin or freakin but I rock well
The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols
I got the peg leg at the end of my stump
Shake your rump
Full clout yall
Full clout yall
And when the mic is in my mouth I turn it out yall
Full clout
Never been dumped cause Im the most mackinest
Never been jumped cause Im known the most packinest
Yeah weve got beef chief
Were knocking out teeth chief
And if you dont believe us you should question your belief Keith
Im like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet
Should I have another sip no skip it
In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
Rope a dope dookies all around the neck
Whoo ha got them all in check
Running from the law the press and the parents
Is your name Michael Diamond?
No mines Clarence
From downtown Manhattan the village
My style is wild and you know that it still is
Disco bag schlepping and youre doing the bump
Shake your rump