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Artist express:sittin bricks
Release year:2019

[Spoken:]
Hi. Where's the fire, son?
What the...? Oh, no.
Where you off to?
Just this party in the garden.
Hmm, niiiice. How 'bout I join you?
How 'bout you don't.
Hmm? Son? Come back.
Hey! But, well...I told you to stop!

Hm hm-hm-hm hmmm hm-hm-hmmmm...

Hmmm...
Now, that's a fire.
Listen, son...

Knock you in your head with my stick.
(With my stick)
You gon' have a mark from my stick.
(From my stick)
My stick, my stick,
my stick is better than bacon.

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm,
you can't touch my stick.
(I don't wanna)
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr,
yeah, you want my stick.

Thunk your coconut with my stick.
(Look at my stick, mm-hmm)
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick.
(Fear my stick)
My stick, my stick,
my stick is better than bacon.

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm,
you can't touch my stick.
(But it's just a stick!)
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm,
it's my perfect stick.

My stick is my friend born from a log.
Everyone can see it's better than bacon.

Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
(Look at my stick)
Why'd you drink that creature's milk,
it's green?
(Got me sick!)
My stick, my stick,
(my stick, my stick)
my stick is better than bacon.

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm,
you can't use my stick.
(But it's just a stick!)
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm,
don't you love my stick?
(No, it's just a stick!)
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfm,
it's my perfect stick.

My stick and me take walks every day
past the hooligans down by the ocean.
When they laugh at my stick,
then they learn how my stick
is much denser than bacon.

Bought a little piggy
and I let the little piggy run amok.
(So cute)
But when I would sleep,
little piggy kept waking me up.
(Sold him)
People often fight about which birds
are the best birds.
(Do they?)
But everybody can agree
that seagulls are the worst.

I kiss my stick, it's my stick.
You can't pick up my stick,
keep your mitts of my stick.
I disappear for years, then reappear
right here to cheer about my cool stick.

When I was a little bitty kid
(little bitty kid)
I had not yet found my mighty stick.
Then I did! Mm-hmm

(I could break your stick using just my brain!)
My stick?!
(I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain)
Not my stick! Hm-mmh
My stick, my stick
(my stick, my stick)
my stick is better than bacon.

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm,
you can't touch my stick
(I don't want your stick!)
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm,
yeah you want my stick
(I mean, it's just a stick!)
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm,
it's my big-boy stick.

Bought a bag of venom and I wish I
really, really, really didn't.
(It turns out) nobody has a good reason
to own a bag of venom (it's poison).
Poke on my bruise sometimes
'cause I like how it hurts (it hurts good).
Everybody can agree
that seagulls are the worst.

(I kiss my stick, it's my stick)
(You can't pick up my stick)
(Keep your mitts off my stick)
Everyone can see it's better than bacon.

(I kiss my stick, it's my stick)
My stick is my friend born from a log.
(You can't pick up my stick)
(Keep your mitts off my stick)
Everyone can see it's better than bacon.
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